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The personal log of Peter Payne, owner of JLIST.com, the home of "wacky things from Japan"

Monday, January 31, 2005

Just another Manic Monday

Hello all. It's a cold Monday today, and we're all very busy at J-List, counting stock. Today is our inventory day, the last day of our fiscal year, so we had to count...everything. That means counting every gumball, every pack of Black Black, every bukkake DVD. It's quite a lot of work, although I had the update to take myself away from it. Today's J-List post is below. You can also read it on the J-List website or the JBOX.com site. February is almost upon us, and that means one thing to retailers in Japan: time to push chocolate molds, cake decorations and other Valentines Day products. Valentines Day in Japan is a little different from what you might be used to: here, women give chocolate to men, and February 14th is a day when a girl who has a crush on a boy can confess her feelings while giving him some home-made chocolates, a popular plot in anime. It's also a kind of day of giving thanks, when daughters and wives give something special to fathers and husbands as a way of saying otsukare-sama (oh-TSKA-rei-sah-mah, "thanks for working so hard for us"). In companies, women often feel the pressure to give chocolate to the males in the office, which is called giri choco (obligation chocolate). Starbucks jumps on the chocolate wagon, too, this year offering a limited Marshmallow Mocha Latte, with fluffy white marshmallows shaped like hearts. Men who receive chocolate must give a gift in return on March 14, dubbed White Day. J-List stocks a large variety of delicious things to eat, including many varieties of chocolate. Check out what we've got in stock! February is also test-taking time in Japan, when millions of Japanese take juken, the dreaded entrance exams for high schools and universities. Because high school isn't part of compulsory education, students must apply there just like universities, with competition for the better schools very fierce. For the past year, students in their third years of junior high school and high school, respectively, have been cramming information into their heads as quickly as possible, usually attending juku (night schools) to help their studies. The juken tests are a big part of the reason why Japanese are often seen as intelligent but not always able to express themselves abstractly, since memorizing raw facts is what's important on entrance exams, not how they're linked together. My wife, for example, can tell you the date the Kamakura shoganate was founded (1192), but she can't explain what its overall importance in Japanese history (it was the first time Japan was unified under a feudal military society, which planted the seeds for the structure of the Edo Period later). On the other hand, I know first hand the motivational power of having a fixed goal can have, and got a lot out of passing each level of the Japanese Ability Test, even if it was a Japanese-style test. Although most Japanese aren't fluent in English, the English language does play a big part in daily life, a source of new vocabulary, slang, and cute names for products like "Melty Kiss." When Japanese import words from English, they often simplify them so they're easier for them to digest. An athlete in Japan is a "sportsman," and a photographer is a "cameraman," even if he's using a still camera -- very logical if you think about it. Want to enjoy driving with the wind in your hair? Buy an "open car" like the Mazda Miata, called Roadster in Japan, although 100% of Japanese think the car is called Road-Star from the way it's pronounced. In 1999, Japan passed its first automobile child seat law, requiring that all parents put their child in a "baby chair" while driving a car. Cellular phones are everywhere in Japan now, but not so long ago most people carried "pocket bells" or pagers. And in the summer, I like to eat "soft cream" (soft-serve ice cream) and enjoy a trip with the kids in a "camp car" (RV). These words are dangerous for foreigners because we get too used to using them and then go home and embarrass ourselves by pulling them out in mixed conversation. Here are today's "really cool products" that I thought were especially noteworthy. Note: the J-List links below may be for adult products and should probably be considered "not safe for work." See the JBOX.com site if under 18 or offended by this kind of stuff.
Mourning Dress Sisters
Mourning Dress Sisters. An oldie but a goodie, Kurumi Morishita (famous indies adult video idol) and Sayaka Tsutsumi (small-bodied actress, also made famous through indies labels) star together in their first lesbian pairing. The theme -- two widows dressed in black mourning kimonos as they make love -- is a very uniquely Japanese one.
Domo-kun plush
Domo-kun Deluxe Medium Plush. This is the most popular Domo-kun product we've ever carried, a very high quality plush toy of NHK's huggable spokesmonster, made all the more famous by the "Whenever I masturbate, God kills a Domo-kun" graphic.
Want to learn to draw manga?
How to Draw Manga -- Maids and Miko. Want to learn to draw manga? This is a popular book series published by a friend of ours who lives down the road, in Saitama Prefecture. This is the mostpopular of the series, but they're all quite good.
Another one of those cute idol girls..
0 no Rakuen Paradise -- Ayano Oami. Ayano-chan is a dark and attractive new face in the "sexy model" world here in Japan, in the Yellow Cab talent agency (very famous, but usually known for picking bustier types). Here is her very nice hardcover photobook.

2 Comments:

Blogger Sisyphus said...

Contacting you has been on my list of things to do for, oh, months I suppose. Though this method is a bit impersonal, I would just like to say thanks for providing me with a genuinely interesting weekly slice of life for an ex-pat in Japan. As my own interest in Japan has grown (a seed planted in me early as it was with you, although for me it was Ultraman) I have read your weekly updates from J-list and here on your blog with increasing interest. When I order things from J-list (which I do semi-annually, it seems), I get a bonus pleasant surprise in that the packing material is often Japanese newspaper or ads. I keep most of them, using them as a sort of goal as I slowly learn the language. I have made it most of the way through a Pizza-La ad from last year, and oddly find each minor accomplishment far more satisfying than completing the excercises in my teetering stack of "learning Japanese" books.

I hope to visit Japan someday soon (although I am afraid I simply won't want to come back) and feel ever more empowered by reading your ongoing success story. I try not to project, but it all seems so... familiar, as if yours is the sort of life I would have if only I had made a different turn back in 1992. That we seem to have many interests in common (ah, those beautiful women; oh, those wonderful Macs) makes it easy to feel I already know you, you a complete stranger. I am in theory a writer, and so this is high praise. Again, long overdue thanks.

Dean P.
apotheosis@yahoo.com

5:07 AM

 
Blogger Peter in Japan said...

Thanks for the comments! We're glad we can give people a little piece of Japan every day.

12:31 AM

 

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