"You've been in Japan too long if you have, at any time, been engrossed in an 'easy reader' novel or other work intended for ESL learners." English is a difficult language, of course, with thousands upon thousands of vocabulary words for students to muck through. To help them out, there are "reduced vocabulary" books published which have a lower level of vocabulary, like the 1500-word version of Love Story that I couldn't put down. Once I got the bright idea to teach a class using a Magic 8-Ball, which would give my students practice with asking yes/no questions like, "Will Keiko be a flight attendant someday?" or "Will Peter give us a test tomorrow?" Sadly, almost all the answers provided by the traditional 8-Ball ("signs point to yes," "my sources say no" etc.) seemed custom-crafted to cause confusion among learners of English -- too bad no one ever made an "easy" version of the Magic 8-Ball for ESL use. Incidentally, I noticed the other day that they've made a "simple English" version of Wikipedia. Too bad they didn't have that available back when I was teaching!

Brazil may be on the other side of the world from Japan, but it's just a short drive away from our house in Japan. The town of Oizumi (oh-EE-zoo-mee), about 30 minutes from the J-List office, is known as "the Brazil you can visit from Tokyo for just 1000 yen." With an official population of 10% hailing from Brazil (but, wink wink, the unofficial count may be more than twice that number, wink wink), it's a sprawling center of Brazilian language and culture. Just as in the U.S., the high number of foreigners can cause friction with the local residents, despite the fact that many factories and businesses in the area depend on the pool of Brazilian labor, and when the annual Carnival festival got too rowdy a few years ago, the mayor of the town pulled the plug. Many of the residents of the town are of Japanese descent, the products of various diasporas of Japanese to South America during the early 20th century, and these immigrants get special status when it comes to getting work visas, etc. One major complaint I have about the situation with Brazilians in Japan is the recent trend towards constructing schools to education Brazilian children in their native language, which only erects barriers between them and the larger Japanese society, and makes it difficult for them to ever consider themselves a part of the whole, as I do myself. A much better solution would be to have school with some classes taught in Portuguese but with a time-limit that forced the students to learn Japanese, perhaps with a special Portuguese-only track for kids who know they'll be returning home in a short time.
Remember that J-List has a full stock of gashapon, or capsule toys, containing anything from those fun Soundrop keychains that make sounds or anime quotes when you press the buttons to the cute Unazukin nesting dolls to Super Mario toys and the famous symbols of Japan, wacky Tofu and Natto packages (yum). We generally have both individual random toys or full set available, great for both collectors as well as the gashapon-curious. Why not browse our selection now?
Here are today's "really cool products" that I thought were especially noteworthy. Note: the J-List links below may be for adult products and should probably be considered "not safe for work." To see all the J-List products, check out J-List or the JBOX.com updated products link.
Sabra Magazine 007 April 2007 New issue of Sabra magazine, filled with beautiful woman-types. | |
Super High Grade Nakadashi Soapland -- Ami Yamazaki Lovely new release featuring an extremely sensual JAV actress. | |
X-Star -- Maria Ozawa Maria Ozawa is the woman J-List customers have demanded that we carry, and now we've got her photobook in stock! | |
Chichinoe Plus 1/6 Cover Girl Figure Really, incredible 3-D erotic figure from Japan. A preorder item. | |
Our Bento ~ Watashitachi no Obento A fun book of bento for you to use as a model. | |
Koisuru Combi ~ A Combination in Love Delicious new "H" manga for you. Just love the art in this. | |
Megami Magazine vol. 78 Nov 2006 Megami Magazine is the #1 anime magazine at J-List, loaded with posters and other good stuff. | |
March of Koalas Hide -And -Seek Ballpoint Pen Fun ballpoint pen for fans of Koala no March, the #1 chocolate filled koala shaped cookie in Japan. | |
Natural Wood Chopsticks ~ Black Wow, these are some amazing chopsticks! | |
Kanji Square Geta w/Kiku (Chrysanthemum) Pattern ~ Varnished Paulownia Gorgeous pair of wooden shoes (geta) with authentic kanji printed on them. | |
Natchan! Juice Flow Pencil Case A fun orange drink from Japan that's guaranteed to make you happy. See the TV commercial we've got for you. | |
Hello Kitty Chirimen Pattern Pocket Mirror ~ Red These pocket mirrors are really great -- and they come in different colors. | |
ENMUSUBI Happy Lovers Owl Display Fun ceramic owls from Japan. | |
Pinky Street -- Brown Jersey Vampire White Coat Don't you love this great Pinky Street figure? | |
Blendy Special Blend Coffee Drip Packs David, who is in charge of our PC dating-sim games, highly recommends this very civilized way to drink coffee. | |
Shuwa Puccho -- Cola Yum, a cola flavor of Puccho. | |
Sushi Keychain -- TAMAGO ~ Egg Make your keychain very cool indeed with this new item. |

















9 comments:
I love that dorky looking Churros man. ^_^
Peter - regarding educating people in their own language - we've had similar situations here in AZ. You're on the right track - students learn their new language best when they are immersed in it many hours a day (coincidentally - called total immersion).
Spanish speakers in AZ can get away with never learning English, but Brazilian kids usually catch up to their peer group in less than a year, because no-one away from home speaks Portuguese.
We know 2 kids who moved from Sao Paulo and entered the same grade they had just left. They were familiar with most of the material and got excellent grades - one of them is now doing very at Duke University & the other will graduate from High School next year.
Kids often thrive on challenges that adults think will be too tough for them. PC weakens the herd.
Hi! This is my first comment,although I've been reading your blog for a long time. I have to say it is definitely better than reading those travel guides to Japan. I'm just curious though, about how to buy concert tickets in Japan. I've got a trip planned and want to see a concert at the same time. Have you ever considered offering that service through J-list?
Yes, Adrian, I'm sure that's a better situation. I hate to sound insensitive, but anyone wanting to have any kind of life in America should learn English, and ditto for Japan. I remember some old California governer taking flack for the same position despite him being bilingual himself. But he was right...
Mylene, welcome to the blog. Glad it's of use to you. Unfortunately we're not able to get concert tickets. I wish we could do more stuff, we're kind of maxed out as it is. (I am usually up til 3 am just doing the email from the stuff we're doing now ^_^).
Although I am concerned to discuss the situation of my friends' children, who may never learn to speak Japanese, despite living in Japan... I am more curious to know what the Brazillian churros is like compared to the Mexican kind. I am only familiar with the ones they sell at Costco: mass produced, frozen, then re-heated.
Peter,
I have a semi-related blog/newsletter request.
Please teach me (and the World, I suppose) all there is to know about Hard Gay.
I'm working up to introducing my son to him, as I find him to be among the most hilarious things Japan never got around to exporting. The "work-up" is me teaching him what little I know about the value of harmony and acceptance in Japan, which makes HG all the more outrageous. Second only to the subtitles of his antics crossing the ocean and exploding my Western mind.
Thanks.
Hi, Hard Gay, hmm. He's a commedian who couldn't get an act going so he invented the Hard Gay character. (He's not gay by the way.) Sad to say but his star has already gone out in Japan, which is why we don't have any HG stuff on the site. Lame, I know...
I saw a TV Series on the BBC called Japanorama, on the episode on J-art in series 3 they had a bit on Hard Gay, he's moved on from Comedy to Art
Haha, I've got some episodes of Japanorama. It's not bad, although kind of sensational. I mean, where's a report on something normal?
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