Friday, December 21, 2012

Ninja or Kabuki Stagehand?

It's funny how we're all wired to perceive things a certain way, depending on what culture we come from. When my daughter was younger, we took her to an eye doctor in the U.S. for some tests, and the doctor showed her some pictures and asked her to identify them. She wasn't able to answer properly, not because of some problem with her eyes, but because the pictures -- silhouettes of household objects -- looked strange to her since she'd grown up outside the U.S. When I went to see a kabuki play in Tokyo for the first time, I was confused by the story, and not just because of the archaic Japanese the actors were speaking. As the story progressed, men in black costumes would appear on stage and scurry around, moving props and background objects. To my eyes, they looked like ninjas ready to strike their enemies dead, yet for some reason the characters on stage ignored their presence and went on with the story. It turns out I was looking at kuroko, stage hands who manipulate objects during the performance but who are supposed to be ignored by the audience. These unique "invisible shadows" show up on other performance arts, too, especially bunraku, a play put on using highly detailed dolls that are manipulated by a puppet master who wears dark clothing, making him invisible to the audience.

You or I would see a ninja, but Japanese would see a kuroko stage hand for Kabuki.

Unique Features of the Japanese Language

The Japanese language is very different from any Western language, and just as English speakers need to get used to the concept of genders for nouns in European languages -- can anyone explain why a spoon is male, a fork female and a knife neutral in German? -- students of Japanese will encounter some new ideas. These include sentences in SOV (subject-object-verb) word order, grammatical "particles" that mark different parts of sentences for you, plus the custom of omitting information from sentences when it's clear from context, e.g. saying 行く?iku? for "shall we go to lunch now?" although all you actually said was "go?" Another new concept is the っ sound, aka "small tsu," essentially a brief pause in the middle of some Japanese words similar to the glottal stop you hear in words like mitten, uh-oh, and Hawai'i. This sound is represented in English by double consonants, as seen in Lotte, purveyors of quality caffeine gum and Rikka, the lovable girl from Chuunibyo Demo Koi ga Shitai. Another issue in Japanese is differentiating long and short vowels, something that we don't have in English. When LEGO used the Japanese word for "imagination" (空想) for its experimental crowd-sourced model project, it wisely changed the spelling to Cuusoo. The more common romanization of kuusoh (with two long vowels) might accidentally be reduced to kuso (with two short vowels), which is a Japanese expletive meaning "poop."
(As usual, I always advise that you lean Japanese from books like the Genki series or White Rabbit flash card series, which "force" you to read Japanese in proper hiragana and katakana rather than in the English alphabet. This helps you learn more accurately and reduces any speaking accent later.)

All About Japanese Offices

Before I started J-List in 1996, I had a brief career as a public employee, working in the local City Office as a "Coordinator of Internationalization" providing various services to foreigners in our city, translating documents for them if they couldn't read Japanese, and so on. On my first day of work I was surprised to see that the department I'd been assigned to included about 25 people, all working in a giant open space with desks in rows, and being in a room where so many people had a direct line of sight to me at any moment was an unnerving experience. This kind of office layout is common in Japan -- at one of our book distributors (Tohan), the entire company works in one cavernous space, with hundreds of employees occupying rows of desks, buzzing around the room or talking to clients quietly on the phone, without so much as a cubicle wall to hang a Dilbert strip on. While this is taking the open office concept a bit too far, running my own company in Japan has given me an appreciation for Japanese style workplaces. At J-List the employees work at an "island" of six desks pushed together, with each having a place to store the projects they're working on, photograph products for posting on the site and so on. I honestly believe the lack of walls improves our communication since you can turn to anyone and ask when such-and-such product will be back in stock, and having everyone working alongside each other helps us all stay focused.

Japanese offices are open, without cubicles or walls.

J-List Gift Certificates, The Perfect Otaku Gift

Christmas is almost here, and we hope everything is getting ready to have a really special time with family and friends. If you're still looking for the perfect gift for a Japan-obsessed person on your list, we humbly recommend our J-List Gift Certificates, which let your recipient buy anything from the J-List or JBOX.com websites. Since we create a high quality PDF file and send it to the email address you specify, you've got the option of either sending your gift via email or printing it out and presenting it to them in person. It's the gift they'll remember forever! J-List gift certificates are processed several times per day and we can get one sent to the email address you specify ASAP.

Our Christmas Sales Are Still Going

Remember, J-List is having three great sales right now. First, we're giving a whopping $15 or $40 back when you order items from Japan and choose EMS shipping, which is fully insured and trackable and will arrive at your house in about 4 days. Order $100 or more to get $15 back as a store credit, or $200 or more to get $40 back. Next, we have a special offer on J-List's world-famous anime and kanji T-shirts. Through the end of December, buy any two J-List shirts shipping from San Diego and get a free shirt chosen randomly by us. Finally, everyone who makes an order is entered into a drawing for a $50 gift certificate, one per day, given away by Santa Megumi on Christmas! And if you're ordering products stocked in San Diego, we now offer a UPS Next Day Air option too.

Cool Products Friday, December 21, 2012

For the new update, we've got some excellent products from Japan for you. You can view all new J-List products by clicking this link.

Today's New & Restocked Items

B's Log Feb 2013

B's Log Feb 2013

Let's start with a new issue of the number-one magazine for all your fujoshi needs. Nearly 300 pages of beautiful art and info from new and upcoming otome and yaoi games like Starry Sky, Uta no Prince-sama, and Hadaka Shitsuji. You also get a free poster covered with handsome guys, plus other cool omake.
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KERA Feb 2013 New Fashion, Manga Magazines Posted
Enjoy a new issue of this wonderful magazine showcasing the latest in gothic and punk lolita fashions. Great for fans of Tokyo youth culture.
Hiragana Times Jan 2013 Hiragana Times Jan 2013
If you want to make 2013 a year for learning Japanese, J-List can help. The new issue of the bilingual Hiragana Times is a great place to start!
Gakken - Otona no Kagaku Magazine  Biped Walking Robot (Theo Jansen) Otona no Kagaku Magazine ~ Bipedal Robot!
This month's issue of science magazine Gakken lets you build your very own walking robot based on the famous Strandbeast. Fun and informative.
Yotsubato 2013 Calendar **Preorder** Yotsubato 2013 Calendar In Stock!
Our 2013 calendar are selling like proverbial hotcakes, and many of the best ones will be gone soon. Grab one of the Yotsubato ones before they go.
Neko Mimi (Cat Ear) iPhone 4/4S Cover  Black Neko Mimi (Cat Ear) iPhone 4/4S Cover
This super cute Japanese iPhone 4 case from Japan is a fashionable accessory with a twist. Highly recommended for cat lovers.
Evangelion iPhone 5 Cover -- Nerv Evangelion iPhone 5 Cover ~ Nerv
And for Eva fans, here's a super-cool case for your iPhone5. This slick design is sure to impress your friends.
Kitty Key Finder  Black Kitty Key Finder Restocked!
This neko cat key holder and and portable light is a fun toy to have with you. He meows when you lose your keys!
Fuwa Fuwa Panda Poncho  White New and Restocked Japan Fashions
Also: our incredibly popular Fuwa Fuwa Panda Ponchos are back in white or black. Keep warm and look cute while doing it!
Madoka Magika Male Socks 2527cm  KYUBEY Awesome Anime Socks and Pantsu
These are cool: limited stock of fun anime socks and boxers for guys. Click to browse these items now, as they won't stay around for long.
8-bit Sunglasses 8-bit Sunglasses Restocked!
Get into a retro style of action and adventure with these awesome new 8-bit sunglasses from Japan. Too cool!
Sword Art Online Asuna iPhone 5 Cover Sword Art Online Asuna iPhone 5 Cover
Then, show your love for Asuna with the official Sword Art Online case for iPhone 5. Works with all models.
Curtain (Waterproof) -- Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai (Noren) More Anime 'Noren' Door Curtain
Turn your boring normal room into a cool otaku room with the noren door curtains we restocked today. They add privacy and moe to any space.
My Neighbor Totoro -- Totoro No Sanpo  Blue Chu Totoro Restocked Studio Ghibli Plush Toys
Then, our major restocking of the Totoro and Kiki's Delivery Service plush toys that "walk" when you pull their tails. They're so cute!
Rilakkuma Lying Glasses Stand Rilakkuma!
And don't forget our large selection of cute Rilakkuma goods, like this eye wear stand and cute plushies.
WHITE ALBUM 2  Premium Edition WHITE ALBUM 2 ~ Premium Edition
White Album 2 is a wonderful game if you're looking for some heartbreaking romance in the winter season. Now on PS3! Comes with lots of omake.
NEXT HATSUNE MIKU Project DIVA f ***Preorder*** Huge Restocking of PSP and PS Vita Anime Games
We've restocked our most popular Japanese games like Idolm@ster, Dream Club, Moe Moe Daisensou, Hatsune Miku Project Diva, and Fate/stay night.
AIR PRESS  Tombow Powerful Air Pressure Ball Pen for Working People  Big Restocking of Japanese Pens & More
Everyone loves Japanese pens. Today we have the ENERGEL liquid ink ball pen, the Tombow Air Press that writes with pressurized ink, and the Uni Signo.
Let's Make Eraser with Microwave  Sushi Awesome Japanese Crafts, Microwave Erasers
Make your life more sparkly and colorful with these Mousse-chan toys we restocked, plus the always-wacky Let's Make Eraser Sushi with Microwave.
Cinnamoroll HIRAGANA Learning Book with HIRAGANA Chart Learn Hiragana the Kawaii Way
Cinnamoroll and Sanrio will help you study Japanese hiragana characters with this handy workbook guide!
Hot Pepper for Bath  Ase Dashi Tougarashi Fun Bath Products Restocked
The Japanese know how to take awesome baths, and we restocked the Hot Pepper and Ginger for Bath, plus other items too.
Lotte Crunky Chocolate -- Strawberry New Japanese Chocolate, Rare Pepsi & More
Try some unusual but tasty Japanese treats, like Crunky Strawberry Chocolate, Mushroom Macadamia Nuts, Strawberry Cola Gummies, and more!
Nestle Kit Kat Petite Bitter Chocolate for Adults Nestle Kit Kat Petite Bitter Chocolate for Adults
We've also restocked some classic snacks like bitter Kit Kat, Kracie Decotte, CC Lemon, Pokepachi Grape, Caramel Pudding Pretz, and Cake Gummies.
Dragon Ball Lunch Box Fun Anime Bento Boxes are Over 9000
We have fun anime-themed bento boxes, including the Dragon Ball Bento plus Totoro, Hello Kitty and more.
HENOHENOMOHEJI Genuine Lacquered 2 Tier Square  Bento Box  Elastic Band Traditional Bento Boxes Restocked
We also have traditional bentos, like Komainu Face Bento, Hiragana Man Lacquered, Slim 2-Tier for Men, Clover and Plum Blossom motifs, and more.
Easy Garlic Peeler  Orange   Easy Garlic Peeler
This handy item straight from Japan lets you strip the skin of a garlic clove in seconds! Great and easy to use.
PANDA-Shaped Kawaii Sandwich Maker Kawaii Panda Sandwich & Onigiri Makers
The Japanese really love pandas, and we've restocked our Panda-shaped sandwich maker. Also, onigiri shapers!
Hello Kitty Muffin Mold Big Updating of Hello Kitty Japan Products
The adorable Kitty-chan comes out pipin' hot and fresh with these muffin molds. Also, Hello Kitty car deodorizers, toy sushi and more.
Lying Lucky Cat Display    MANPUKU  ' Full of Happiness' Lucky Cat, Daruma Dolls Restocked
These traditional Japanese items are just the thing to bring you some luck. See Daruma dolls, Shinto charms, lucky cats, and more restocked.
Gift Certificate from J-List J-List Gift Certificates
J-List's gift certificates are cool because they're sent in PDF format to the email address you specify, so it's easy to give them to other people!
Elf 1/7 Figure  Lineage II *Preorder* Elf 1/7 Figure ~ Lineage II *Preorder*
Wow! This may be one of the most stunning figures we've ever seen. Elf lovers are sure to appreciate the beauty of this RPG heroine.
Nadia 1/7 Figure  Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water *Preorder* Nadia 1/7 Figure *Preorder*
Straight from Gainax's The Secret of Blue Water, here's a fabulous new figure of Nadia. Cute and nostalgic!
Mahiru Inami 1/10 Figure Natural Styles  WOKING!! *Preorder* Mahiru Inami 1/10 ~ WOKING!! *Preorder*
Art Spirits is releasing this new figure of Mahiru, showing off both her shy side and her happy/joking side.
Elmina Rhoderia 1/8 Figure  Shining Blade *Preorder* Elmina Rhoderia 1/8 Figure *Preorder*
Man, another gorgeous figure from Tony Taka from the popular Shining Blade game series. Makes me wish I were 1/8 scale...
Dark Pit Figma Action Figure  Kid Icarus *Preorder* Kid Icarus Figma Toys *Preorder*
Also also posted some awesome preorder figma figures from the popular Nintendo DS game Kid Icarus. Preorder them both!

New and Restocked NSFW / 18+ products

Cho Kirei Cho Kawaii vol. 4 Cho Kirei Cho Kawaii vol. 4
An amazing digest magazine filled with mind blowing live action pictures, featuring the hottest Japanese AV girls! Coming with a 205min DVD.
Super Pose Book  Fantasy, Stylish Action ver. Super Pose Book ~ Fantasy, Stylish Action ver
Rina Kato poses for Manga Illustrator in this nude super pose photo guide. Smoking hot, and useful too!
To Love-Ru Darkness vol. 6 Limited Edition + DVD (OVA 1) To Love-Ru Darkness vol. 6, Other New Ero Manga
The new volume for To Love-Ru Darkness is here, coming in limited edition including the second OVA DVD! Don't miss out.
mani pai  2D Oppai Maniacs mani pai ~ 2D Oppai Maniacs
For 2D tits maniacs, here's an amazing full color artbook filled entirely with beautiful breasts and nude illustrations.
Good Times!! Popular H-Manga Restocked
We've got some great ero manga restocked, including Good Times!!, Harem Time, Yome Hole and Tsuma Hole, and Search Triple. Smoking!
Venus  To Love Ru Darkness illustrations -- Kentaro Yabuki Awesome 2D Artbooks Restocked
Good news: we were able to score another two dozen copies of the To LOVE-Ru Darkness artbook before it went out of print. See all the new books!
Love Body Hina Hole  Blossom Love Body Hina: Hole and Flog Pillow
A new addition to J-List's line of amazing Love Bodies produced by A-One Tokyo. Treat yourself with cute new girlfriend for the holidays!
My Little Sister Can't Be This Tight I Can't Believe my Parody Onaholes Are This Fun
Plus many great parody onaholes from your favorite series and characters, including Kirino, Kuroneko, Ayase and more.
Moe Ten Popular Onahole Toys Restocked
Made in Japan here's a nice, super soft and ultra realistic onahole, featuring inside grooves and an entry hole that feel just like the real thing.
Pururun Angel Bust 3 Great Oppai Products Restocked
Sometimes a man needs to squeeze something soft and round, and for all those times J-List has our popular line of "oppai" toys. Click to see now.
Jokei Kazoku III  Himitsu Jokei Kazoku III ~ Himitsu
A family of sexy young girls is the target of your erotic vengeance in this dark and steamy visual novel.
Fuku-Bukuro Adult Set  (Japanese Lucky Bag) Large -- from San Diego Get a Free Eroge & More In Our Grab Bags
Remember, when you get one of our ecchi grab bags from San Diego you get a bunch of cool stuff, including a full English eroge!
Namie Hida Figure Gutto Kuru Cast off Figure Collection Sweet Designed by Satoshi Urushihara *Preorder* Gorgeous 'Cast Off' Figures Posted
If you're looking for something to add to your sexy figure collection, check out these detailed figures with removable clothes and incredible bodies.
STARLESS III  21st Century Nymphomaniacs STARLESS III ~ 21st Century Nymphomaniacs
A new episode of the Starless anime is available. Grab it for top-quality sexual action from a master of erotic art.
Wagamama na Tare Chichi HD (Blu-ray Disc) Wagamama na Tare Chichi HD
A perfect live action reproduction of the hit hentai manga "Wagamama na Tare Chichi", starring 3 hot MILFs with plump bodies and huge tits to drool on.
Milk Splash Game!! Milk Splash Game!!
The Apache label presents an awesome new erotic project, asking random girls on the street to play a little sex game in exchange for money.
Hitomi Tanaka (region 2) J-Cup Bakunyu ~ Hitomi Tanaka (region 2)
This JAV pits J-Cup star Hitomi Tanaka against the strongest men around. Will they have what it takes to handle Hitomi's gorgeous body?
Too Much Chaku Ero Best ***2 Discs  8 Hours*** Too Much Chaku Ero Best **8 Hours**
Chaku-ero is Japanese for doing it with your clothes on, and it's pretty hot. We also have a fun Night Crawling Lesbian title for you to drool over.
The Tentacle -- Hitomi Tanaka (region 2)

Naughty DVDs & Blu-rays Restocked

Finally, enjoy a healthy serving of popular ero products, including The Tentacle live-action series with Hitomi Tanaka (we have non-tentacle discs with her as well), Female Director Haruna's Lesbian Nampa series, the AV debut of Iroha Latisha Date, Hatsune Miku cosplay with Machiko Ono, Yuma Asami and Sora Aoi 8 Hours Special (each), Futanari Bible 8 Hours, and more!
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